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Cardinals Memes

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When I think Minions, I think Arizona Cardinals.  You just can't separate the two.  It's always fun to see fictional characters used presumably without permission...not unlike the phenomenon of depicting Calvin peeing on all kinds of logos.  

The entire country roots for the Cardinals.  You can't travel to any state without it being Cardinals Country!  (Though Alaska is pictured and Hawaii isn't, so do with that what you will.)  Arizona Cardinals:  The real America's Team.

Well I'm stumped; the logic is air-tight.  Take that, Tom Brady...and also MLB, I guess.

Literally stomp his head and kill him!  At the moment of this screen shot the 49ers have 12,000 points while the Cardinals have none...but that's about to change in a big way.

For being obsessed with the 49ers (their "rival" - along with the Cowboys, Seahawks, Patriots, and Steelers...and heck, the Spurs and Lakers, because why not?), they sure pretend they don't know who the 49ers are a lot.

Remember Jerry Maguire?  Of course you do!  So here is a meme that has no application to the movie and makes no sense. 

An accurate depiction of a field goal attempt. 

Motivational Posters Don't Always Make Sense

Two instances when the above isn't true:

1) Your excuse-making is enough of a tantrum that it does in fact burn calories - such as stomping and jumping up and down.

2) Your excuse not only burned calories, it was an activity meant to burn calories.  For instance, George Costanza experienced shrinkage, and his excuse was that he was in the pool.  Swimming is an excellent calorie-burning activity.